Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Trump and spanking

So what's the point of having a blog if you cant say what you feel like saying? I haven't updated my blog very often lately. Several times I've thought about doing so, but what's on my mind late at night is too often either college sports or politics, not spanking, and for those that want to read a spanking blog, well... my guess is that you don't want to read my opinions on football, basketball, or politics. Fair enough.

But Fuck it- no one reads my blog anyway, so I'll get some things off my chest.

I've voted Republican most of the times I could vote.  Back in 1994 as a 16 year old I wrote an essay that was picked up and published by several papers about how they should lower the voting age to 16.  I'd bought a car and was paying my insurance, dammit! (it's surprising , but some things from this era are not on the internet.)  I've met Poppa Bush, Bill Clinton (well shook his hand briefly), Bob Dole, and George W. Bush (who is really funny and charming in person.)  I guess you could say I'm very establishment.  Well, kinda- back in my most active days I campaigned for a Democrat, and had lunch with a TX high school football legend, but in reality that district was one of the few hold outs that didn't trust Republicans dating back to reconstruction...

Having said that, I really didn't like Hillary. She's not as charismatic as her husband, and they've both skirted the line of political corruption. She had direct links to a $400k political donations to the wife of an FBI agent investigating her.  Her classified State Department emails-which were subject of an investigation- were found on the laptop of the ex-boyfriend (and former congressman) of one of her aides, after this laptop was confiscated in conjunction with an investigation related to soliciting minors for sex. Seriously. Not only that, but I have it second hand that she'd terrible to work with/work for.  She was a terrible candidate, her speeches were uninspiring, and the primary thing she had going for her was the fact that, unlike any other major party candidate in the history of the United States, she had a vagina. Well, and, she's competent.

Still, I held my nose and voted for her. Because Trump is an absolute moron. Rex Tillerson, our current Secretary of State, is in trouble because it came out that a few months ago, after leaving a meeting with president Trump, He referred to Trump as a "fucking moron"and it got reported. I cant imagine being the Secretary of State and having your efforts constantly thwarted and reacting to Trump's nighttime tweets. Tillerson was about the 5th choice after everyone else had turned the position down. it's an impossible position when you can't trust your superior to back you up.

I really dislike Trump, but apparently hes quite kinky, and into golden showers. I dont hold that against him. we all have our unique fetishes, right? And every time John Oliver or Steven colbert brings it up I cant help but have an ounce of sympathy- what if Trump were into spanking? To my knowledge there's not an especially active golden shower/watersports blogging community. Would they all jump to his defense if there were?
deep thoughts, by Marky Marks

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Zombie Spanking blogs arise from the dead...

Yes, I'm still here. the golden age of spanking blogs may be behind us, but... perhaps that means we can say what we want without worrying about what our readers will think.
It's funny, and timely, that I looked up zombie spanko and found several videos on youtube about this series.
Yep. It's pretty relevant. Zombies and spankos. And eating the brains of a dominatrix, even with cream gravy.One thing they obviously don't understand- the flesh of your palm, the flesh on the bottom, resilient, stinging- its almost as if spanking is a celebration of anti zombieism. 



Friday, November 18, 2016

Love Our Lurkers Day

Yup, I'm still around, and somewhat surprisingly, I still have lurkers, or at least those that are just discovering my blog.

"What?!" you might be saying, "you haven't really posted anything new since July?!"

And you'd be right...

But as anyone that's read my blog for a long time knows, I really like my hamburger spanking analogy, and have used it so much that I adopted the hamburger as my avatar on here. Well, the picture below was sent to me by someone new to my blog, since my last post a few months ago.

Isn't it cute?  The bruise is from her recent spanking, obviously. (Sadly, not by my hand.)

I'll try to post more, but no promises. I'm happy though that my content remains and new folks continue to discover it.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

LOL Day

Yes, I'm still here, and will be participating. Thanks to Hermione for organizing. Not sure which logo to use though.
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and no, I'm not going on a political rant, instead will just sigh pray for my country. We'll survive.  I'll leave y'all with a few Trump/Hillary spanking pics:




Friday, July 22, 2016

Mushbutt- a re-examination

A few months ago my dear friend Erica republished her thoughts on photos showing "mush-butt" - the capture (at high speed) of the impact of a spanking on a bottom.  Her post was originally made back in 2010 on myspace. Since then we have had the invention of smartphones, with cameras embedded in the phones which are more powerful than the high end digital cameras back in 2010.  In fact, my new iphone even has the ability to film in HD in slow motion.So far, I've only tried that capability out with my kids doing the funny fart noise with their lips (which I highly recommend if you haven't tried it!).

But a quick google search led to plenty of impact shots of spanking, and I predict there will be plenty more. Firmhand was notorious back in the day for showing a three minute video, half of which was the same strokes of the paddle or cane in super slow-mo. While those shots are cool, I don't find them particularly arousing. (And let's be honest- that's why I want to watch spanking videos.) Still, it's nice to see the impact, and I can appreciate pics like these.








okay so not a spanking, but still cool