This time of year is awfully crazy around here. It seems those precious hours after the kids are asleep are even more precious now... But instead of being spent on naughty internet time, they're spent on finishing up cooking, Christmas projects, addressing a Christmas card to someone that wasn't on our list but sent us one so we have to send them one, and late night trips to Wal-Mart and Toys R Us (they're open 24 hours until Christmas) or doing regular household stuff because I didn't have time to get it done during the evening when we had something. So apologies to those that have left comments days ago but I just now got around to thanking/replying.
Even with all that going on, after finishing up stuff around the house one night this week, I decided to veg out with a beer watching sportscenter... but then flipped to the skinamax type channels during a commercial break, cause you know, I'm a guy. The Secretary was on. The one with James Spader as an attorney and Maggie Gyllenhaal as his masochistic secretary. I'd never seen it, but had read lots about it. Maybe next to McLintock! and Exit to Eden it's the spankiest American mainstream movie ever made. (McLintock was awfully boring and only unintentionally funny, and the spankings were silly; meanwhile the lady that was in Tombstone and China Beach -forget her name and too lazy to look it up- was an interesting character, and plenty hot, but Exit to Eden also had Rosie O'Donnell talking about her periods in it.) I figured any self-respecting spanko should see Secretary at least once, so I stuck with it. I saw probably 2/3rds of the movie and... It was awful.
Every character in it was completely unbelievable and certifiably crazy. The story was dumb, and the ending eye-rollingly ridiculous. Yes, the secretary herself was plenty hot and showed plenty of nudity, which I like, but I can't imagine the James Spader character doing anything for female spankees out there. He finally takes her panties down and doesn't whack her but instead whacks off and leaves? He has her sit at the desk at the end until she pees on herself?! Then he sees what's going on and leaves again not to come back until it's a media frenzy?! Felt sorry for her boyfriend, not because of what happened in the movie but because I always thought of E.T. whenever he was around.
Don't know what I was expecting, but was completely disappointed at wasting over an hour of my life watching that. It wasn't hot enough spanking-wise for me to be able to ignore the story and just wait until the good parts, and the story was so stupid I did not enjoy it as a regular movie. Oh well. I've seen it now. (er... most of it.)
Next blog posts... more retro spanking story sites and a spanking video website review.