Fuck it. I won't give up without a fight. Even if males are supposedly struggling in general with the new economy on a profound scale (and that's a real live journalist essay not a spanking blogger post).
So here's a couple of heartfelt Lifetime Network moments, meant to make the female readers go "awww..." and gain at least some sympathy comments!
|can't you just small the cologne?!|
|she's even hotter than my last girlfriend|
But wait... the slow-talking, more cute than hot guy who has played second fiddle to his brother for a decade now Eli Manning ranks higher in the number of attached ladies that would like to, uhm... get to know him?! Kinda crazy, but kinda understandable. After all, Eli. might not be the alpha in his family, but studies show that birth order is not nearly as applicable as one might think once the child is out on his/her own and not directly connected to the family. Plus Eli's a champion in his own right. If he were to walk into any bar or grocery store, he's by gosh an NFL champion quarterback, and it seems silly to think of him in a beta male kind of way. I pretty much guarantee you he could whip the ass of me and any "alpha-male" referred to as the head of the household of any and every domestic discipline blog... I think it's funny how he's considered a beta male in the news media.
|Brady: I'll kick your ass. Manning: Huh?!|
There've not been many Super Bowls that I cared less about recently- I dislike both teams; but then I thought of Eli, and how he doesn't get enough respect... I'm no NFL quarterback, and I don't have a multi-million dollar contract, but I sympathize with Eli. I'm glad the Giants won. (Even though it was a travesty that Parcells didn't make it into the HOF, but I guess that's another post.) I sympathize in part with Eli because I have a "baby face" and because I've been accused of being a "beta male" (because I've switched) when in the vast majority of circumstances I'm more of an alpha than all but maybe baby-faced Super Bowl winning NFL quarterbacks! ...but I think Eli deserved to win just to make all those truly desperate housewives happy, and to silence his many critics.