|Of course, the lakes discussed in the Friday Night Fishin' Report looked more like this than the one at the top of this post!|
Friday, March 2, 2012
The Friday Night Fishin' Report
There's something special about growing up in a small town. Most Americans have a sense of nostalgia about them and reverence for them and those that grew up in them. I can't say that I grew up in a small town- it was more like a small city. My hometown was just big enough but far enough away from big cities that we had local television affiliates for (most of) the national networks. Pretty much the smallest of small markets. Often on Friday nights after watching Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider, I'd watch the local news with the babysitter waiting for my parents to return from wherever they were. After football season was over, there was an old man who would give the Fishin' Report for the weekend. (I tried in vain to find something similar on youtube so I could include it on this post. It's almost amazing to me that there are some things that haven't made it to the internet yet and maybe never will.)
A short time ago, in a couple of posts, I said that it was time again for me to go go fishing for a new spankee, and that I would keep my readers posted. Well, I cast several lines out, and am here to report.
In terms of a fishing report... well, the fishing is pretty bad, honestly. There are a number of sites you can try, and I have. The easiest way to illustrate just how bad the fishing is might be this screenshot:
Spankfinder is helpful enough to be transparent about your odds, and I salute them for it. But the odds are not good. If you're a guy looking for a lady play partner, know that there are roughly four guys for every lady, and that probably half of the ladies have not logged on in over a month, and probably half of those that have are not looking for a play partner, but a long-term relationship. I looked on Spanko and could not find these numbers as easily. However, I searched for males and females looking in my state, and the odds were better, from what I could tell. The search was limited to profiles active in the last 60 days, but there were still 200 males to 90 females actively looking. On the other hand, for whatever reason I've had far less success there than on spankfinder in the past.
Anyway, back to my fish story... I cast out several lines recently and got basically no response. A nibble here and there, but not much. I still haven't tried any of these sites using my blog or my Marky Marks persona, because my original intent of this blog was to be able to talk about my pursuit of spanking fun from an anonymous perspective. But then, just as I was about to pack it in and head to shore, a cute little fish practically jumped into my little boat. Please, no, uhm... "little man in the boat" jokes. She was married, and secretly fascinated by spanking. Cute as can be, and younger than me- she wanted to do something wild and crazy before she turns 30. She'd checked out this here blog. Heck, she was familiar with McLintock, which is basically a spanko code-word. (I promised not to spank her with a shovel!)
She'd never actually been spanked, though. About a week after our 1st email exchange, we met this morning, and I gave her the 1st ever adult spanking she's experienced. I was honored that she trusted me enough to lead her down that path, because the only other ladies I'd spanked before had been spanked plenty before I did. I thoroughly enjoyed our time together, and I give some credit to Dana Kane, because in preparing for this morning, I thought back to the 1st time I took a spanking, and how she gently (well gently- at first!) guided me.
at 10:28 PM