There are eighty-bajillion spanking blogs out there, and 99% are written by someone who is "out" as a spanko... this one is about someone who is not out but is a spanko in secret. For those who love their vanilla spouse/partner/significant other but they don't share your attraction to spanking... you're not alone.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Why is it so hard to take a pic of your own butt?
So you meet someone online that's into spanking. Several emails later it seems to be a nice back-and-forth flirting, they can write in complete sentences, seem to have similar desires and interests... then comes the all important (and potentially scary/awkward) moment when you decide to exchange pictures of yourself. You're putting a lot of trust in this person by doing so. What if you know them? Yikes! Maybe this sexy emailer is in reality related to Quasimodo, or has disfigurements, or horrible teeth, or thinks that "curvy" is a good euphemism...
This is not a blog post about that moment.
This is about the moment several emails later when one or the both of you ask to see a pic of the other person's rear end. That part of them you'll hopefully become much more acquainted with in the near future if the two of you can work out scheduling. Turns out, it's a lot harder to take a pic of your own rear end than you might think.
I found another blog post about this very topic, where the author expressed her frustration with not being able to do so. There are some decent tips for taking these pics in the comments there.
As I've mentioned before, I've given phone spankings to a friend several states away, where I instruct her in spanking herself. afterward, she'd take a pic of her pink bottom with her cell phone and send it to me. Those pics came out great, the only problem is, the way she held her phone, the pics were upside down. If you're looking at them on your phone it's no problem- you can just flip the phone around. That is, unless doing so also flips the image around when you do that! Here are a couple of those again, just for your enjoyment. It is a pretty nice bottom!
I've tried taking a picture like that myself a couple of times, just for fun, and it's not nearly as easy as it sounds. You pretty much HAVE to use a mirror, and even then it required several takes and some coordination- at least for me!
yes, that's an electric toothbrush
I have to say though that maybe the best secret spanko at taking pictures of her own ass is a fellow secret spanko blogger SpankCakes. Don't believe me? check out her latest blog post. She almost always includes at least one such shot in her posts, but this last one had four or five. Maybe she should do a tutorial on it.