Friday, September 28, 2012

Don't clench

Whack, whack, whack, whack!

"Don't clench.  Relax your cheeks." 

"But it hurts!"

"I know it does, and clenching up your cheeks (whack!) Is not going to prevent it, (whack whack) -it's just going to make it bruise more. You're fighting it. Not accepting it.  And that (whack!) Is not (whack!) What we're going for now, is it?"

"Aaaaa! No."  (Whack!) 

"Maybe I should just (smack) spank your thighs until you unclench your bottom."

"Nooo!"

"Let's try that again...No what? (Whack!) 

"No sir..."

"There we go.  That's better.  If you need to squeeze something, here- take my hand.  Now, where were we?  Oh yeah... (Splat!) We still have a ways to go.  Hang on."

(Splat!)
from herwoodshed.com

No, not those red clenched ass-cheeks
That's more what I meant 


I'm not sure why, but instructing the spankee not to clench can be a hot trigger for me.  I've heard that clenched cheeks lead to more bruising, but certainly haven't conducted any experiments to prove it.  I doubt that there's a big difference in how much it hurts one way or another.  Maybe it's that relaxing the cheeks is an act of submission.  Maybe it's the acceptance of the spanking it signifies, or it's an acknowledgement of vulnerability.  Maybe the "splat" of hand against relaxed cheeks just sounds better than the "smack" of flexed cheeks.  Then again, maybe it just doesn't hurt my hand as much!  

Here's a picture of my ass cheeks clenched...
Okay, so maybe not.

28 comments:

  1. What a funny post!

    I used to have the most muscled butt on earth because I clenched every time I masturbated thinking about getting spanked (which was, erm, often.) Once I was getting Rolfed and the practitioner said in a derisive tone: Do you realize your butt is always squeezing?

    Fortunately for my back, I let that habit go. Unfortunately I lost the junk in the trunk look I had going...

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    1. Wish I could've seen the most muscled butt on earth... and glad your back is doing better, but- maybe you should take a break from promoting, curl up with a good read, and figure out a nice comfortable non-back-hurting position so you can masturbate more.

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  2. But it's impossible not to clench when it hurts! I think it's just instinctive reaction. ;)

    Love the Ironman reference

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    1. Yes, it's instinctive- that's why it takes some effort to unclench. Frankly not sure if it was the ironman or the flash- just something funny that popped up when I did a google image search of red clenched butt cheeks to illustrate this post!

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  3. Perhaps she was suppressing a fart?

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    1. Now that's pretty damn funny! hadn't thought of that possibility!

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  4. I have been told that clenching causes muscle bruising, which will be felt later. Maybe, maybe not.

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    1. hmmm... clenching makes you be able to feel it later... maybe I should encourage clenching in that case!

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  5. I've used a nice thick "finger" cut from raw ginger root, inserted in her anus, to keep her from clenching. It really does work, not to mention what the ginger itself does to her.

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    1. welcome to the blog. Maybe I'll save a discussion of ginger for another post, but, uhm... speaking of a root- I think that's the 1st picture of a penis that's been on my blog. I salute your bravery!

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  6. I was hoping when I clenched it hurt her hand more. No? There goes a lot of useless effort.

    A real pic of your butt clench would soothe this disappointment.

    Great post. Funny and hot :)

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    1. Thanks sweetie! Maybe I should try to take a real pic of my butt cheeks clenched, but as I've stated before, just a basic pic of my butt is well, hard enough!

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  7. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Love this. And congrats, you were Chrossed!

    I think I clench unconsciously. I'm so used to butt exercise, it's an instinctive reflex. Besides, doesn't a little clenching make the butt look more toned and tight? :-) Speaking of which... good lord, is that last picture real??

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    1. Glad you liked this, and congrats to you too. It's as real as anything else one can find with a random internet search. I like to think that even if his body looks like that, his testicles are all shriveled from the steroids... makes me feel better about myself!

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  8. Personally I'm a clencher, but then I hadn't heard the clench = bruising theory. It would be interesting to set up some science-based experiments to see if the theory stands up in practice.

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    1. I agree. Now I just need some volunteers! Hmm... interested?

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  9. I'm not sure about bruising more, but I think clenching certainly hurts more! I'm always aware of keeping my legs spread slightly apart and pointing my toes slightly in when being bent over to be caned. My theory is that the more "give" there is, the less hurt there is. The less hurt there is, the more spanking there is!

    Congrats on the Chross!

    xo,
    SC

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    1. Thanks, and well, I bet that the position you describe is beautiful when you're in it!

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  10. Telling someone to not clinch while they're receiving a hard spanking rarely, for me, means that I expect they'll be able to pull it off. It's more a psychological tactic - "Why are you being so dramatic? Stop clenching! It cannot possibly hurt that badly."

    Clenching does press the muscle closer to the surface of the skin, which can conceivably cause deeper bruising. But that's not necessarily a bad thing either, is it?

    Here's a devious little tip: Break a toothpick in half and wedge one half of it, crosswise, between the buttocks. Clenching problem solved.

    Wishing you well!

    - Dana

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    1. Now that IS devious. and diabolical. and creative. Wow! Thanks for sharing! (maybe that's an idea for a new video of yours?)

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  11. I think it hurts more when being spanked on clenched cheeks, but I could be wrong. It all hurts. It's hard to say. Lol.

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    1. Yep- As I said, I think some scientific study is called for to settle the question!

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  12. I know this is an old thread, but I just found your blog, I'm dating another secret spanko, and I just wanted to say we enjoyed this post a lot. It opened an interesting conversation, and then of course we had to experiment! :-)

    Thanks, hope you'll be back soon!

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  13. i'm back! so curious about dating a secret spanko- how does that work out? glad you found the blog and hope the experimenting went well!

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  14. i'm only now reading this post. sorry i'm so late to the party.

    i've only ever bruised when the swats land on a clenched butt.

    so i'm inclined to say it's true. it's also harder for the spanker to administer a proper spanking that way, i think. like the smack land "wrongly" or something.

    i dunno. unclenched is the better way to go, for me.

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  15. i continualy clench when spanked cant help it ginger root in bottom helps but never sure which is worse pain from the spanking or burn of the ginger or both

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    1. always good to see comments on old posts. I never know whether I should reply to them if anyone will ever see. But what the heck... I've played with ginger (and tried it on the receiving end just to make sure I could take what i'm giving) it wasn't THAT bad- mostly felt really weird cause I'm not used to having something in my ass!

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