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Thursday, November 22, 2012
Thanksgiving has got to be the least sexy holiday of the year, right? I mean, you travel, you hang out with your family. (You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family!) You eat traditional dishes that are awfully bland to begin with, and you put on a smile and pretend like the food is great and you're enjoying yourself. (And sneak a beer when my 90 year old grandmother isn't looking, because that's still a big no-no with her.)
The guys pretend to care about the Detroit Lions game, but by the time the elaborate feast is ready, the Cowboys game (which some actually care about) has started, but we can't watch that because we're all enjoying this yummy bland food that's just like what our grandparents made, without any shred of MadMen glamour or fun. And we get caught up on the illnesses and gossip in the family about our extended family. Then we pretend to enjoy dessert, despite the fact that if anyone picked their favorite dessert, it would have some chocolate in it, but for some reason red meat and chocolate are forbidden from this supposedly indulgent holiday feast. At least, that's what it's like for me. I have a jewish friend that said thanksgiving is like a jewish holiday- while quasi-religious, you eat traditional yet disgusting food and pretend to have fun with your extended family. And sure, we're celebrating a year of being thankful based on the experiences of a group of religious radicals that helped to colonize a continent and were extraordinarily lucky not to have been slain by the native inhabitants. (Who "thankfully" had succumbed the year before to a disease spread through european rat urine.)
On the other hand, I have a great deal to be thankful for this year. My life is finally settling down in several ways, and in good ways. On a level that my readers care about, I'm recapturing this blog thing that was a great creative outlet for me that I feared was slipping away. I miss y'all! I'm also once again active in pursuing a spanking play-partner, something that I didn't have time for during the last few months. For all of that, I'm grateful. In fact, I'm, well... thankful. So, in gratitude here are some sexy thanksgiving images. (yes, they do exist.)
Ms. Monroe herself
Sexy pilgrim Halloween costume- on sale now!
this is actually me in costume. call me "SquantoSpanko"
Bend over my lap, Prudence Lancaster. I intend to spank you before I stuff your turkey! (And no, I wouldn't dare dream of making a joke about the oil of fish improving the cornhole!)
Happy Thanksgiving y'all. Enjoy it... as much as you can!