I've said it before and I'll say it again; I've had remarkable success in finding spankees on pleasespankme.com
Once upon a time I posted about a beautiful burlesque dancer who made her butt dance to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. Her name was Michelle L'Amoure, and she apparantly somewhat of a burlesque legend. This week she's presenting a new video each day on her blog. enjoy.
Wanna order an official fraternity/sorority paddle? Not gonna find it on caniac or anywhere else that advertises on fetlife. But try Paddletramps. Seriously I found their name on the back of my old fraternity paddle and was curious- yes, they have a website now.
Okay so as much as I like to poke fun of myself for being half bald (Hey I just have more testosterone than guys with a full head of hair!) I'd never resort to hairplugs. On the other hand, I hope y'all enjoy at least a couple of these plugs.