Thursday, January 15, 2015

The official color of 2015 is well-spanked-ass pink

Happy New Year everyone. I admit I took a break from my naughty internet habits to be with my family and extended family. I hope you did too, if only to remember why it's good to have your extended family live a ways away!

I bet you didn't know, but yes, there's an official color of the year. For 2015, the official color is well-spanked-ass pink. Seriously. Okay so maybe it's officially called "Marsala" an earthy dark pink. Some international conglomerate decided that this would be the official color of the year.  For those of you that don't know what color "Marsala" is well, here you go...
Insert your own caption, but here's mine... "Oh Hi Honey! I just got off work and am making dinner... for the hot sultry babysitter who's sitting on the counter next to me- and our kids. yes, our kids... corndogs and chicken nuggets, coming right up!"

I realize it will take awhile for this fashion trend to make it from London and Paris and New York and Hollywood to my little city in Texas, and I'm okay with that. I'm just glad we've moved away from gray and neon. Speaking of gray, err... Grey... yes, that movie's coming out just in time for Valentines Day, so maybe it's appropriate that the color of the year reminds me of nothing more than well-spanked-ass pink.  And as I've said before in extolling the virtues of red vs. pink, I'm glad it's a darker shade of pink- thank goodness it's Marsala, not White Zinfandel pink!
I waited tables in the early 90's... lots of women feeling adventurous ordered a "white Zin" with their meal
So how about some "Marsala" colored bottoms? Courtesy of DreamsofSpanking,,,, and one unknown pic, I think they each represent the official color of 2015 well; I'm sure that's what they were trying to do:

PS... thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the victims of terrorist attacks in France. I'm amused that despite the media coverage, few have pointed out that the intentionally offensive satirical magazine's cover depicts not just a cartoon version of Mohammed, but one of him as a flaccid penis.